i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
Randomize
