Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I wannas sexs uuuuu
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
should my penis look like a turkey
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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