with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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