Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
Randomize
