Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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