Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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