i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
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