I'm lost and stupid without you.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
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