So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
