I don't think brook has ever known best
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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