I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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