Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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