Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
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