I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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