i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
No...this little piggys going to the bar
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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