is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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