Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
It's never too late to be topless.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
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