The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
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