yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Randomize
