Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
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