Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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