i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
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