happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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