Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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