Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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