Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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