how can u be prego again
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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