I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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