well you can't waste a boner
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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