I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Randomize