walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
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