I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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