I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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