And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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