So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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