i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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