Pappa wants mamma naked
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
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