I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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