I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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