At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
Randomize
