Sober January is a disaster.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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