trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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