lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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