So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
You need a sexual gate keeper
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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