i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
You dont lie about slip and slides
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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