So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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