My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
Randomize