Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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