haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
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