you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I want to fling myself into the sun
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
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