babies were throwing up all over the place
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
Drunk
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Fucaerrrrr
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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